Get a Bag or Starve
$8 flat shipping — free over $40.
Two options. Pick one.
No middle ground, no soft landing. Get a Bag or Starve is the loudest thing we make and it doesn't apologize for it.
Printed in small batches in Los Angeles. Ringspun cotton, unisex, true to size, built to take a beating.
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Unisex fit, S–2XL
- White, Navy, Gray, Black
- Printed to order in LA
Make it yours
Add a custom back print for $5 — your art, your text, your monogram, previewed live before you buy. See how custom printing works →
Printed to order in LA, shipped in 2–5 business days. Custom pieces are final sale, so take a good look at your preview.
Size guide
Unisex fit. Garment measurements, laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width (armpit to armpit) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
Not sure what to pick? Lay a t-shirt you already love flat and measure it armpit to armpit. Match that number to the chest width above — that's your size.
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Shipping & Return Policy
Non-customized items are eligible for return within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn and unwashed. Customers are responsible for return shipping costs. Customized items are final sale and not eligible for return or exchange.
Custom-printed orders are prepared within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery usually takes 5–7 business days after shipment. You’ll get an email with tracking as soon as your order is on the way.
Standard shipping is $8 flat, and free on orders of $40 or more. Express is available at checkout. Local delivery is free within 10 miles of our Los Angeles shop.